#MidnightMadness – 3/18/2017

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#MidnightMadness – 3/17/2017

This just popped up on my Facebook page a few days ago.  It’s a memory from three years ago.  I still remember this like it was yesterday.  Still makes me laugh!

March 9, 2014 –

Well, my day was full of a few laughs… Hubby thought he was bleeding to death from a giant hole on the bottom of his foot, when he realized in actuality, that it was only a smashed chocolate chip which he had somehow stepped on.

Then, our daughter Autumn came home from church with a smiley faced toy they had given her.  She took one look at it and said… “This thing doesn’t even have a nose on its face…  idiots!”  I guess the manufacturer of that particular toy, just cannot impress this 5 yr old one bit!  Now I’m off to bed, goodnight all!  ~M

 

 

#MidnightMadness – 3/16/2017

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Mom’s idea of a compliment during our Skype date….

 

“What’d you do to your hair? Get a perm?”  No, mom…

“Oh, so you do that yourself?”  Yes, mom…

“Those curlers aren’t drying your hair out, are they?”  No mom….

“Well, I like how it looks.”  Thanks, mom…

 

*As an afterthought, maybe I shouldn’t curl my hair before talking to mom next time.  Sigh…

#MidnightMadness – 3/15/2017

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Mommy, please tell me… what exactly do, the birds and the bees do?  ~M

*An actual question posed by one of my daughters.  Lol….


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#MidnightMadness – 3/14/2017

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Which color best describes you right now, and why?  ~M

 

This used to be a question that one of my friends and I used to ask each other all the time.  We always came up with the craziest answers.  I suppose I need to pose this question to her again soon, since It’s been way too long!

Today I’m an iridescent shade of blue-green, just like the sparkling waves of an ocean.  One reason for this is that I’m under the weather at the moment and I’ve been fading in and out of sleep all day.  The nausea reminds me of a time when I was whale watching during a storm and became sea sick because of it.   Yet inside my tired achy body, I feel a glimmer of hope, that tomorrow will be better and I will be back to doing all the things I love once more. 

Cheer me up by leaving me a comment about which color best describes you right now, and why.  Can’t wait to hear what you have to say! 


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