#MidnightMadness – 3/08/2017

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Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.  ~M


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#MidnightMadness – 3/07/2017

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Thoughts on a Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme –

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown. Rapping at the window, crying through the lock,”Are the children in their beds, for now it’s eight o’clock?”

I don’t know about you, but if I saw someone winking his willie at me, I wouldn’t be in my bed, I’d be hiding under it!  ~M

#MidnightMadness – 3/06/2017

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Isn’t chasing after an unlikely dream, better than having no dreams at all?  ~M


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#MidnightMadness – 03/05/2017

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If forever goes on for a long time, can forever be timed? ~M


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#MidnightMadness – 3/04/2017

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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?  ~M

 

Such a shitty joke… Lol… 😉


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