“Well, I just shot my foot in the dark on that one.” ~M
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Tag: funny
The truth about chivalry…
“The real reason men hold the door open… They just wanna see that fine lookin ass.” ~M
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For all you fisherman…
“Life is like fishing, we’re constantly casting our line, but we’re still never guaranteed a bite.” ~M
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Oh the horror…
“Never get on a writer’s bad side, you may just become their next victim.” ~M
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Mine’s broke…
“If the pen is mightier than the sword, mine’s broke.” ~M
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No, never…
“One should never ask questions about things that they really don’t want to know about.” ~M
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Pretty please…
“Some people need a mute button, while other’s want a pause button. I’d like a rewind and play button please.” 😋 ~M
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I’m still laughing…
“I don’t mind having a little bit of flab. I fit right in with everyone else my age.” 😋 ~M
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#MidnightMadness -10/19/2018 – The things kids say…
On the way home from school one day…
Autumn – “Mom, guess what my favorite class is this year!”
Me – “Umm… I’m not sure, tell me.”
Autumn – “It’s History, and guess why!”
Me – “Hmm… I’m still not sure, tell me why.”
Autumn – “It’s my favorite class because it hasn’t started yet!”
*She absolutely loathes History, so this came as no surprise, but it really made me laugh because of her cheeky behavior. It’s never a dull moment around here. Is it ever when you have kids? Lol… 😉
Real beauty…
“The most beautiful people in the world are the ones who aren’t afraid to be themselves.” ~M
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Since it’s still Sunday…
“Change your underwear regularly. You don’t wanna wind up in heaven with skid marks.” ~M
A bit of advice…
“Marry a man who will sacrifice his dignity for you. In other words… He will buy the unmentionables without blinking an eye.” 😉 ~M
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#MidnightMadness – 07/23/2018 – Stranger Things
Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind. ~Stranger Things
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#MidnightMadness – 5/7/2018
Every morning my girls and I come up with a new writing prompt, and then we proceed to write together for 10 minutes. Brianna is my 16 yr old and Autumn is my 9 yr old. Here’s our conversation from a few days ago…
Me – “How about we do the prompt, Aspirations of Autumn?”
Brianna – “Mom… that’s so one dimensional since we already know exactly what Autumn will do when she grows up.”
Me – “🙄😳🤐”
#MidnightMadness – 5/6/2018
A conversation with my sixteen year old daughter…
Brianna – “Mom, is shitted a word?”
Me – “No honey…”
Brianna – “Darn it! I was really looking forward to using that word!”
Me – “🙄😳😲”
