As my daughter was trying to lift a 30 lb bag of dog food, I said, “Okay muscles, think you can you handle that?”
She said, “Mom… you see these chicken bones? I’m surprised I can even support my own weight!”
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#MidnightMadness – 08/29/2017
An early morning conversation with my 8 year old daughter…
Autumn – “Hey mom, guess what!?”
Me – “What?”
Autumn – “I just made fresh eggs for breakfast!”
Me – “Oh?”
Autumn – “Yeah… wanna know how I know the eggs were fresh?”
Me – “Okay, tell me…”
Autumn – “Well, the carton says so! See… right here. It says Farm Fresh Eggs!”
Me – “Oh, is that so…”
Autumn – “Yeah, isn’t it great!”
I didn’t have the heart to tell her that those eggs had been in the fridge for at least two weeks… After all, the box said they were fresh! Lol….
#MidnightMadness – 6/19/2017
My husband called down into the basement to wish our 8 year old daughter a good morning. Her response…
“I’m not down here! Please call again…” 😉
#MidnightMadness – 6/11/2017
#MidnightMadness – 6/10/2017
Me – Am I the wave of your future?
Him – No, you’re my density.
Me – Huh? You mean your destiny?
Him – No, watch Back to the Future.
Me – Ok… George McFly.
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Putting My Feet in the Dirt 