#MidnightMadness – 3/18/2017

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#MidnightMadness – 3/17/2017

This just popped up on my Facebook page a few days ago.  It’s a memory from three years ago.  I still remember this like it was yesterday.  Still makes me laugh!

March 9, 2014 –

Well, my day was full of a few laughs… Hubby thought he was bleeding to death from a giant hole on the bottom of his foot, when he realized in actuality, that it was only a smashed chocolate chip which he had somehow stepped on.

Then, our daughter Autumn came home from church with a smiley faced toy they had given her.  She took one look at it and said… “This thing doesn’t even have a nose on its face…  idiots!”  I guess the manufacturer of that particular toy, just cannot impress this 5 yr old one bit!  Now I’m off to bed, goodnight all!  ~M

 

 

#MidnightMadness – 3/16/2017

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Mom’s idea of a compliment during our Skype date….

 

“What’d you do to your hair? Get a perm?”  No, mom…

“Oh, so you do that yourself?”  Yes, mom…

“Those curlers aren’t drying your hair out, are they?”  No mom….

“Well, I like how it looks.”  Thanks, mom…

 

*As an afterthought, maybe I shouldn’t curl my hair before talking to mom next time.  Sigh…

#MidnightMadness – 3/15/2017

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Mommy, please tell me… what exactly do, the birds and the bees do?  ~M

*An actual question posed by one of my daughters.  Lol….


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#MidnightMadness – 3/07/2017

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Thoughts on a Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme –

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown. Rapping at the window, crying through the lock,”Are the children in their beds, for now it’s eight o’clock?”

I don’t know about you, but if I saw someone winking his willie at me, I wouldn’t be in my bed, I’d be hiding under it!  ~M