“One benefit of a writer… You can murder anyone you want, and you don’t even have to clean up the gory mess afterwards.” ~M
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Tag: humor
#MidnightMadness – 5/7/2018
Every morning my girls and I come up with a new writing prompt, and then we proceed to write together for 10 minutes. Brianna is my 16 yr old and Autumn is my 9 yr old. Here’s our conversation from a few days ago…
Me – “How about we do the prompt, Aspirations of Autumn?”
Brianna – “Mom… that’s so one dimensional since we already know exactly what Autumn will do when she grows up.”
Me – “🙄😳🤐”
#MidnightMadness – 5/6/2018
A conversation with my sixteen year old daughter…
Brianna – “Mom, is shitted a word?”
Me – “No honey…”
Brianna – “Darn it! I was really looking forward to using that word!”
Me – “🙄😳😲”
Wishful thinking…
“I really wish my bank account numbers matched the amount of views on my blog.” ~M
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Buffalo sauce sayings…
We went to the zoo today, and my 9 yr old daughter pointed over at the buffalo and said, “Well, there’s what makes our sauce!”
It didn’t register with me at first what she had actually said. Then when I realized what she meant, I couldn’t stop laughing. She always succeeds in making me laugh. Lol…
Thank you my sweet Auti for always being you. I think one of the reasons God gave me you was because he knew I needed to laugh more. You bring a rainbow of color wherever you go and the sun never stops shining when you’re around.
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Putting My Feet in the Dirt 