Forever young…

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“The day I finally decide to grow up is the day I’ll surely die.”  ~M


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#MidnightMadness – 10/1/2017

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I’m craving a hot drink right now and once and awhile I crave a stiff drink, and when a woman says something like this, you have to kind of wonder what she means by that.  😉

Sorry… it’s midnight.  I get silly this time of night.  Lol…


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MidnightMadness – 9/19/2017

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I have no idea how we got on the subject of hair, but as we were all sitting around the dinner table, my sixteen-year-old daughter Brianna ran her hand through her hair and said, “Look, mom, my hair is as soft as butter.”  I gave her a nod of agreement but then nearly spit out my food as my nine-year-old daughter Autumn replied, “Well, that’s just because your hair is so greasy!”  Brianna and I both nearly peed our pants after hearing that one.  We must have all laughed for at least ten minutes.  Oh, the things that girl says!   😉

 

#MidnightMadness – 5/26/2017

The other day I told my daughter (15) that all of the forks were being washed in the dishwasher and so she’d have to use a spoon to eat her meal.  I had a serving spoon on the counter for her to dish up her meal with, and I figured she’d grab a normal size spoon out of the silverware drawer to eat with.

When I came back a little while later, I found her eating her salad with this…

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Yes!  That’s the serving spoon!  I took one look at her and said, “Why aren’t you using a regular sized spoon to eat with?”  She looked at me with wide confused eyes and then began to laugh so hard she could barely talk…  She said, “Oh mom, I thought you meant all the silverware was in the dishwasher and I had to eat with the serving spoon!”

Anyway, it was really funny, and she’s such a petite little person.  So to see her trying to eat with this huge serving spoon made us both laugh.

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And look at the difference in size!  Lol… 😉

#MidnightMadness – 4/3/2017

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Been feeling like something is off with my bladder.  I have a very sensitive one, and caffeine, spicy, or citrus type foods, can sometimes cause me to feel awful.

So this morning, after a few days of discomfort, I told my husband I still wasn’t feeling well.  In his joking way, he said, “You gonna go see your, what ya call him?  Poopiologist?”

I raised an eyebrow and said, “You mean my Urologist?”   Shaking my head and rolling my eyes at him, he says, “Oh yeah, that’s the one!”

Not to embarrass him, but I often wonder where he comes up with these things.  He knew it wasn’t the right word, but where Poopiologist came from, I have no idea!  Lol…

And besides that, it’s not the pooping I’m having a problem with!  At least we both had a good laugh over it.


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#MidnightMadness – 4/1/2017

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*Sorry, I know the Super Bowl has passed, but there’s gotta be at least some sort of game on the tube to keep you happily occupied this weekend; if in fact, you’re having this done.  I don’t see an expiration date on this, so sounds like it’s still a valid coupon; and with free pizza and a bag of frozen peas, you can’t possibly go wrong!  Have a lovely weekend boys!  Lol…  😉


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(And if you didn’t find the picture funny, just look at where I found it!  Lol…)

#MidnightMadness – 3/07/2017

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Thoughts on a Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme –

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown. Rapping at the window, crying through the lock,”Are the children in their beds, for now it’s eight o’clock?”

I don’t know about you, but if I saw someone winking his willie at me, I wouldn’t be in my bed, I’d be hiding under it!  ~M

Silly me…

Just picked up my fifteen year old daughter from a Super Bowl party.  I asked her who won and she said, “Oh the Patriots,” I asked her who they played, and she said…“Ummmm, Atlantis?”  I said, “You mean Atlanta?”  She replied, “Oh yeah, silly me… I’m tired.”

And yet for some crazy reason, I feel like I’m the silly one… I actually had no idea who was playing.  Lol…

Can you tell I’m a huge football fan?  😉

My Bubbly Baby

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” ~Leo J. Burke

My daughter is turning 8 today, so I thought I’d repost this cute video of her when she was a baby.  Happy Birthday Autumn Rose!

For the Writing 101 class we were asked to share a quote and then write something below the quote.  I decided to share this video of my daughter instead.  Have a wonderful weekend everyone!  This video, even though it is of poor quality, is sure to make you laugh.  Notice the foot long drool at the end!  Priceless moments like these make life worth living!  🙂