#MidnightMadness – 3/13/2017

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When you smack your elbow, why do people say…

“Oh, you hit your funny bone!”

It really isn’t funny at all…

Ouch!!!

And since “funny bone” is pronounced (fun-knee bone), shouldn’t it refer to your knee instead of your elbow anyway?  ~M


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#MidnightMadness – 3/11/2017

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Do you believe in past lives?  My head says I’m being irrational, my heart says something else.  ~M


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#MidnightMadness – 3/10/2017

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Has anyone ever figured out where the peck of pickled peppers is that Peter Piper picked?


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#MidnightMadness – 3/09/2017

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If home is where the heart is, then where does our brain reside? ~M


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#MidnightMadness – 3/08/2017

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Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.  ~M


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