Zzzz…………

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“A man’s snore… women have killed over less.”  ~M


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The truth about chivalry…

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“The real reason men hold the door open… They just wanna see that fine lookin ass.” ~M


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For all the ladies who have been there…

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“You know you’re about to start your period when you’ll eat any kind of candy that contains chocolate, even the stuff you normally hate.  Watch out Whoppers, I’m coming for you!”  😉  ~M

#MidnightMadness – 12/21/2017

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Brianna – “Mom, what’s the male version of a feminist? A menimist?

Me – “No dear… he’s simply called a man.”

 

*And yes, for all who would like to argue the point, there is such a thing as a masculist.  But do men really need a name for it?  Lol…  😉


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Why God Created Men

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“God created men, so that women would always have a little bit of heaven by their side.”  ~M

 


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