#MidnightMadness – 3/25/2017

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Dinnertime questions from a dimwit (yeah that’s me).

Me – “Don’t these croutons seem stale to you?  And I just opened the package today.”

Hubby – “Well you do realize that croutons are purposely made that way, right?”

Me – “Oh yeah, don’t mind me, I’m an idiot…  Lol…  Nevermind!”

 

*Guess you had to be there… 😉


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#MidnightMadness – 3/23/2017

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#MidnightMadness – 3/18/2017

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#MidnightMadness – 3/17/2017

This just popped up on my Facebook page a few days ago.  It’s a memory from three years ago.  I still remember this like it was yesterday.  Still makes me laugh!

March 9, 2014 –

Well, my day was full of a few laughs… Hubby thought he was bleeding to death from a giant hole on the bottom of his foot, when he realized in actuality, that it was only a smashed chocolate chip which he had somehow stepped on.

Then, our daughter Autumn came home from church with a smiley faced toy they had given her.  She took one look at it and said… “This thing doesn’t even have a nose on its face…  idiots!”  I guess the manufacturer of that particular toy, just cannot impress this 5 yr old one bit!  Now I’m off to bed, goodnight all!  ~M

 

 

#MidnightMadness – 3/16/2017

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Mom’s idea of a compliment during our Skype date….

 

“What’d you do to your hair? Get a perm?”  No, mom…

“Oh, so you do that yourself?”  Yes, mom…

“Those curlers aren’t drying your hair out, are they?”  No mom….

“Well, I like how it looks.”  Thanks, mom…

 

*As an afterthought, maybe I shouldn’t curl my hair before talking to mom next time.  Sigh…